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Julia Roberts Moves To Krakow And Becomes Part Of Expat Scene

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Thu, Mar 6, 2008 by DHudson

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Julia Roberts Moves To Krakow And Becomes Part Of Expat Scene

Shock! Julia has given up Hollywood and a life of stardom in order to hang out with Krakow hipster expats. She’s even started her own band. But the cold weather, hand-rolled ciggies and cans of Tartra beer have already started taking their physical toll. Our paparazzi photographer Otto Von Scumbag snapped some secret shots when Julia was on her way to band practice. The before and after pics tell the whole story. Enough said. Poor thing.

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  1. jakob Says:

    Ohhhhhhh
    Oh yeah!

    Look at those withered, malnourished jowls and her parched, kielbasa lips!

    I wanna …. just…. LOSE IT ON HER!!!!!

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