Losers in Krakow!

Bright Expat Strikes It Rich With “Smart” Mobile Phone Invention For Alcohol-Addled Love Addicts

Several weeks ago Jim McBride, a local expat from Denver, was living on the smell of an oily rag. Behind in the rent, unable to afford even the cheapest Polish washing powder to wash his clothes by hand, picking up cigarette butts off the ground on Plac Nowy in Krakow’s “Jewish” district - McBride had [...]

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D’Hudson Decides To “Stop Being Mean”

Over recent months, D’Hudson’s activity on the Losers In Krakow website has been dwindling. It’s not only a sign that this writer simply doesn’t have much time. It has been a decline in terms of inclination. This decline has now transformed into a solid desire: to stop being mean. “What’s the point?” D’Hudson said. “These targets [...]

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A Very Losers Christmas

For many Losers in Krakow this year, Christmas sucks - big time. Wanna know how to get rid of the Krakow Christmas Blues? Read on...

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Semantic deappropriation in the works of ‘Losers in Krakow’

Ok, I can't speak Polish or imitate an unwashed Post-Rock band, but heck, I can write an extraordinarily pretentious essay on Postmodernism.

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Losers Creates! By Lauching Record Label And New “Scene”

Wow! Losers have had a change of heart. We've been so affected by all the criticism, the blame, the bad words, that we have also become Marketers Of New Creative Products For "The Discerning Expat"...

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Revealed: Krakow Post Written By Polish School Children

Ever wondered about the low state of reporting on the "news" pages of the Krakow Post, a free newspaper unfortunately distributed in Krakow bars and cafes? If so, read on...

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Losers: Our Inspiration…

How far can Ziemowit Szczerek's tongue reach into an expat's colon? Read his article and marvel at the elasticity of his Genioglossus, Styloglossus, Palatoglossus, Hyoglossus and Pharyngoglossus, whilst enduring the cruel, yet ironic evacuative effect on your digestive system!

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Gay Ex-Expat Accuses Poland of Homophobia

A gay American dude who's been living in Poland for many years has accused the country of treating him unfairly. The truth? Or yet another expat twisting reality to suit his own dubious purposes? Your trusty Losers investigate - and in the process defend a shred their adopted country's much maligned reputation.

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Blue 7 Kidnapped By Losers Team And Held In Ukrainian Psych Lab

Blue 7 has undergone radical De-Loserization Therapy in Ukraine

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Krakow Hostel Owner Devolves Into Lizard

Hostel owner, hedonist, part-time sadist and full-time loser yesterday awoke to find scales had grown across his skin. A symptom of too-close contact with his reptile collection, or a cunning strategy to gain the upper-hand on his competitors? Losers investigates.

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