Losers in Krakow!

Statistics That ‘Mean’ a Whole Heap

'It's not you, it's me.' used to be a really weak and kinda' girly way to break up with a really annoying person; but in the age of having 492 social networking 'friends' it's time to say 'It's not me, it's you!'

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Anatomy of a Loser…

What is a loser? What is an artist? Better still Why is there a website dedicated to their mutual embarrassment? I think I better question to address is Why has travel become one of the favorite ways for people to articulate time? And quite possibly the most successful means of escape?

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New Horizons Open for Jaded Losers

As Ukraine steamrolls forward with its NATO and EU aspirations, one small Ukrainian village is trying a different tack to get that European feelin'

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Julia Roberts Moves To Krakow And Becomes Part Of Expat Scene

Shock! Julia has given up Hollywood and a life of stardom in order to hang out with Krakow hipster expats. She's even started her own band. But the cold weather, hand-rolled ciggies and cans of Tartra beer have already started taking their physical toll. Our paparazzi photographer Otto Von Scumbag snapped some secret shots when Julia was on her way to band practice. The before and after pics tell the whole story. Enough said. Poor thing.

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Measuring Success…

A university degree, a house, 2 cars, 2.5 kids, a dog or…. ….or a university degree, mould infested share accommodation, a 3 wheeled skateboard, a dead goldfish and reams of tri-chord chutzpa. How does the pseudo-artistic Converse clad conversation class expert measure personal success against the neo-classical pillars of Western achievement? As spring approaches, and the prosperous [...]

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DHudson leaves Losers, joins the Hare Krishnas

Leaving behind 400 pages of ramblings in what we can only assume is madness.

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Purchase of Public Transport Tickets Banned by Catholic Church

Good news for those devoted to their religion or at least for cheap bastards willing to say they're devoted to their religion. Bad news for those of you with government gigs.

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Cracow Post accused of Thievery, Plagiarism, and Indecency with the public they swore to inform

PLAGIARISM, n. A literary coincidence compounded of a discreditable priority and an honorable subsequence.

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Loser Band Employs Shocking New Method to Attract Audience

Horrific new techniques employed by Expat bands to gain viewers has Veterinarians, Vegetarians and Upper East-Side Tango Artists up in arms

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Losers News Flash!!! Expat Band Reveals Sense Of Humour!

A certain Krakow expat band once sang a tune about the death of irony. The earnestness of that song was so overwhelming that it has already caused more than one suicide attempt…

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