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Mutinous Deported Losers Escape: 7 Missing

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8. November 2008 by Jakob Creutzfeldt

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Mutinous Deported Losers Escape: 7 Missing

Last Friday in Gdansk, Poland’s major port city, a pregnant well wisher, 36 armed Interior Ministry Police and 23 Environmental Protection officials waved good bye to 47 losers who were willing participants in a scheme to rid Poland of its bloodsucking, expatriate, pseudo-artsy scum. In exchange for $30 US, a bottle of Wyborowa vodka and 7 [...]

Educational Video For Expat Losers On How To Behave At Concerts - With Jack Nicholson

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14. April 2008 by DHudson

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Educational Video For Expat Losers On How To Behave At Concerts - With Jack Nicholson

Many is the time we’ve been contacted by confused male expats who are trying to make it big in Krakow’s local band scene. They want to know one thing: how to deal with women. We can’t handle the barrage of mail and answer all of you individually, and so instead we’ve discovered an excellent education [...]

“A Bucket Of Blood” To Be Remade By Losers In Krakow

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13. April 2008 by DHudson

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“A Bucket Of Blood” To Be Remade By Losers In Krakow

Watch out Hollywood! Here comes Loserwood! Roger Cormon's cult classic "A Bucket Of Blood" - a 1950s satire on the Beatnik Generation - is to be remade in the cafes and bars of Krakow, entirely funded by Losers In Krakow. Believe it! Or not!

Losers Launches New Music Web Site - And Pitchfork Quakes In Fear

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30. October 2007 by DHudson

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Losers Launches New Music Web Site - And Pitchfork Quakes In Fear

News of the new Losers music web site has sent shock waves through the world's Internet community.

Krakow Losers Should Unite To Create Petition To Force Fox Gang To Return To Krakow

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12. October 2007 by DHudson

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Krakow Losers Should Unite To Create Petition To Force Fox Gang To Return To Krakow

As Yusuf Islam once sang, oh baby it's a wide world, and you can't always get by on a smile.

ExpatsinKrakow.com actually used!

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28. August 2007 by Jakob Creutzfeldt

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In an extraordinary, cataclysmic, pre-apocalyptic event; someone has actually posted on expatsinkrakow.com

Apple To Launch “LangPods” For Foreigners Too Lazy To Learn A Second Language

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29. March 2007 by DHudson

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Apple To Launch “LangPods” For Foreigners Too Lazy To Learn A Second Language

A chip that inserts into your iPod and connects with the brain, via headphones, to allow you to speak Polish. The stuff of science fiction? No, in a surprise media conference held in Silicon Valley last week Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, announced the upcoming launch of the LangPod. “Users will have to own an [...]