Losers in Krakow!

Need work? We need writers.

Haven’t you always had a dream of making it to the big league when it comes to the Losers stakes? Dream no longer. We are offering you the opportunity of a lifetime to become part of the Losers team. That’s right, you. In return you will even get paid.

Payment will take the form of 25ml of vodka for every story published, which we will deliver at an arranged location, most probably one of the numerous bars in Krakow. If your story is really good, we might even follow the vodka up with a beer, and considering Krakow’s heady nightlife and the alcoholic tendencies of expats, who knows where that could lead? (We are especially interested in stories from young female backpackers from Sweden, in town for just a few days.)

What are we looking for? Breaking news. Gossip. Sarcasm. Muckraking. Reviews of movies, music and the weather (please, don’t be too unkind about the weather).

This call for submissions is a first step in Losers attempting to fuse with the local community. The next step will involve a round table discussion, where the public will have a chance to air their views, give advice, and punch Losers writers, editors and web designers in the face.

To protect their fragile identities, the Losers team intend to be masked at these meetings.

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