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"You're an expatriate. You've lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed by sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see? You hang around cafes." - Hemingway

Headlines: Educational Video For Expat Losers On How To Behave At Concerts - With Jack Nicholson; More...

Day to Day: Statistics That 'Mean' a Whole Heap (Jakob Creutzfeldt) 2008-04-15; Anatomy of a Loser... (Dr. Panfloss) 2008-04-29; New Horizons Open for Jaded Losers (Jakob Creutzfeldt) 2008-04-01; Julia Roberts Moves To Krakow And Becomes Part Of Expat Scene (D'Hudson) 2008-04-01; Measuring Success... (Jakob Creutzfeldt) 2008-03-06; More...

Breaking News: Bright Expat Strikes It Rich With "Smart" Mobile Phone Invention For Alcohol-Addled Love Addicts (D'Hudson) 2008-04-15; D’Hudson Decides To “Stop Being Mean” (D'Hudson) 2008-02-16; Revealed: Krakow Post Written By Polish School Children (D'Hudson) 2007-12-03; Losers: Our Inspiration... (Jakob Creutzfeldt) 2007-12-03; Gay Ex-Expat Accuses Poland of Homophobia (D'Hudson) 2007-11-06; More...

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Gay Ex-Expat Accuses Poland of Homophobia 892 DHudson

New York Times Writes Story On Krakow Expat Bohemian Scene 887 DHudson

Gourmet's Corner: Zapiekanka, Polish Food Of The Gods 876 DHudson

'Booze Cruise' Accused of Sexism! 845 DHudson

Losers: Our Inspiration... 773 jakob

Recent comments: LOVE BABY! (Anonymous User) 2008-06-04; plit (Anonymous User) 2008-05-16; cred (Anonymous User) 2008-05-15; well (Anonymous User) 2008-05-12; ;-x (Anonymous User) 2008-05-10; More…

The Cracow Post: Opinion: Knives Out For The Poles; Debate: Missile Defense: Shield or Dartboard?; Tomb May Tell; Restitution Resolution?; Fly, Fly Away

: Our mediocre attempt to provide a delineated hub for local expatriate losers to frolic, blend, mutate and shame themselves to an elevated state of pointlessness.

With hundreds of losers arriving in Krakow daily, we feel it's important to offer these pseudo-aesthetes, preaching bohemians and their army of bourgeois apologists a refuge from the persistent rejection that the real world proffers.

The losers' collective and shameless banging of the aforementioned craniums against the brick wall of creative sanity, combined with the seemingly crystal methamphetamine induced mandible machinations of justification, need to be harnessed, pressurised and then released into the appropriate space. Too many losers squander their potential amidst the cacophony; we are here to individualize and segregate these shrill distortions into unique single acts of acute embarrassment.

Is it too much to ask, or are we, the creators of losersinkrakow.com simply losers ourselves, lacking the positive energy to create something worthwhile with our limited time here?

Perhaps we just have taste? Either way, the yin just got yanged, here, at losersinkrakow.com!!!

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